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our brains are sick but thats okay


two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

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September 17th, 2014 • 511,592 notes

My mom wants me to start drama
  • dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
  • me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow
September 17th, 2014 • 48,546 notes


i don’t care if u want to own an android but can u please not take photos of urself in the mirror cos i don’t want to see it. thanks 

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September 17th, 2014 • 15,404 notes


tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

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September 17th, 2014 • 36,597 notes



what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

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September 17th, 2014 • 119,965 notes


i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

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September 17th, 2014 • 108,895 notes


  • Maggie (Emma Roberts) is a con-artist fortuneteller who will have a romantic storyline with Jimmy (Evan Peters)



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